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Sup diggy dog, my name is Ella, and I live in Australia and I have just started uni. That matters. Feel free to message me and we can talk about anything and everything ^---^

This blog is for pure cuteness, awesomeness and comedic genius, so mentally, physically and most importantly figuratively prepare yourself for this roller-coaster called El Mexican Name's Tumblr, and also watch out for the run on sentences that never seem to end.

 

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

What do I do with my life?

atrtatrt:

I wanna be the very best
That no one ever was
To research every single hint
To fangirl is my cause

I will travel across tumblr
Searching far and wide
Each fandom there, it’s to understand!
The power that’s insiiiiiiide!

SHIP IT ALL, GOTTA SHIP THEM ALLLLLLL (it’s my babies and me)
I KNOW ITS MY…

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me