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Sup diggy dog, my name is Ella, and I live in Australia and I have just started uni. That matters. Feel free to message me and we can talk about anything and everything ^---^

This blog is for pure cuteness, awesomeness and comedic genius, so mentally, physically and most importantly figuratively prepare yourself for this roller-coaster called El Mexican Name's Tumblr, and also watch out for the run on sentences that never seem to end.

 

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade)

i really want to talk to people on tumblr but every time I bring myself to send a message my inner voice says “I dont want to, I’m too scared!!!” while closing the tab

And then I think, “Im being silly, they’re just people like me”

Then inner voice replys “yeah, well, what are you even going to say to them?”

and then my mind goes blank and then its like well shit.

my inner voice is a jealous selfish dick

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

(Source: luceum)

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but
it was calling me

moisturize me

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but

it was calling me

moisturize me

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(Source: copernicus-qwark)

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking