Ooh! Ooh! It's a wild Tumblr account! *button mash "RUN"

Sup diggy dog, my name is Ella, and I live in Australia and I have just started uni. That matters. Feel free to message me and we can talk about anything and everything ^---^

This blog is for pure cuteness, awesomeness and comedic genius, so mentally, physically and most importantly figuratively prepare yourself for this roller-coaster called El Mexican Name's Tumblr, and also watch out for the run on sentences that never seem to end.


Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay


things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

What do I do with my life?


I wanna be the very best
That no one ever was
To research every single hint
To fangirl is my cause

I will travel across tumblr
Searching far and wide
Each fandom there, it’s to understand!
The power that’s insiiiiiiide!

SHIP IT ALL, GOTTA SHIP THEM ALLLLLLL (it’s my babies and me)






Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me